The Hell Is a "
Party Central," well not to burst you're bubble of intelligence but its exactly what it looks like... a title.
If you want more specifics you can watch the video but its a
story about how me (Karl) somehow always manage to wake up under a
ladder. Think of it this way ever hear that terminology "The Grass Is
greener on the other side."...I'm the guy that's looking at your bitch
ass green side while I'm standing on my dehydrated ass grass.
Alright I'll admit to a certain level I'm over exaggerating on
my experiences with luck, but in this case scenario even you're going to
have to admit, if I have luck its somewhere six feet under.
 |
| Wet Dreams |
For starters my Dad is a true Haitian, pure blood and all that, I'm
talking suits, ties, flip flops, plad shirts, plad pants and knows how
to make any rice out there.
This guy so crazy I cant even dream about
anything inappropriate without getting a bucket of water thrown on top
of me in my sleep! You would think that would be the worst, but
these days these light skin girls cant tell the difference between a
unique intellectual ass nigga like me
#realtalk #facts #Dictionary.com #MyDcitonaryBitch;
from these ordinary guys looking like IceJJay Fish. It was one thing
when I got rejected cause clearly she had cataracts but another when she
sent her boys on me. I was straight though had these all of them shook
called these niggas straight up what they are; In a nice calm voice
"You're Pussy." Don't understand why they were upset clearly if you
don't want to be called a pussy don't be one #Fact. I pushed one of
these little niggas and I was out (clearly I left something in the
microwave and wasn't trying to leave it idle.... that's a waste of
food.) So I dipped niggas probably thought I was running away from them
#WouldveThought #MakingSureFoodAintWasted.
 |
| The Goons |
 |
| Laughing to the cops |
Just when you would think that I reached my all time high of no luck I
bump into cops with nothing better to do but victimize the next black
man they see, of course I had to be the one in the wrong place at the
wrong time. I had to hit these guys with the famous quote when they
asked my name
"Philis Brown....feel this brown dick!" Gotta respect
the classic that shit had me weak, but clearly not to them since it lead
to me being frisked.
No one had to tell me that heading to the party was clearly a dub but the real crime was getting
whipped by my own Gucci belt from my Dad that was waiting for me to get home.
Check Out Party central the movie Here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pAtQM43qN0
