Sunday, October 12, 2014

Meet the money Gang

A Crooked Vision original skit on What Thugs Shouldn't do.

Who said tea was just for the British . Did you know some of the most gangsta of all gangsters from Brooklyn love tea . Yep I'm not lien Nothing wrong with a good cup of tea that's that MONEY GANG SHIT NIGGA


Living in Brooklyn, when rolling up majuiana that new Bobby Shmurder song "Its bobby bitch" will get you pumped and ready to "Catch A Body" but theirs nothing better than listing to Vanessa Carlton . Come on Who doesn't love that song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn0ay_fPlwg&sns=tw via

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Party Central (Mini Movie)

If its crooked don't fix it.
YouTube.com/crookedvisionsfilms
The Hell Is a "Party Central," well not to burst you're bubble of intelligence but its exactly what it looks like... a title.
         If you want more specifics you can watch the video but its a story about how me (Karl) somehow always manage to wake up under a ladder. Think of it this way ever hear that terminology "The Grass Is greener on the other side."...I'm the guy that's looking at your bitch ass green side while I'm standing on my dehydrated ass grass.
        Alright I'll admit to a certain level I'm over exaggerating on my experiences with luck, but in this case scenario even you're going to have to admit, if I have luck its somewhere six feet under.
Karl Dad waking him up from slumber
Wet Dreams
For starters my Dad is a true Haitian, pure blood and all that, I'm talking suits, ties, flip flops, plad shirts, plad pants and knows how to make any rice out there.This guy so crazy I cant even dream about anything inappropriate without getting a bucket of water thrown on top of me in my sleep! You would think that would be the worst, but these days these light skin girls cant tell the difference between a unique intellectual ass nigga like me #realtalk #facts #Dictionary.com #MyDcitonaryBitch; from these ordinary guys looking like IceJJay Fish. It was one thing when I got rejected cause clearly she had cataracts but another when she sent her boys on me. I was straight though had these all of them  shook called these niggas straight up what they are; In a nice calm voice "You're Pussy." Don't understand why they were upset clearly if you don't want to be called a pussy don't be one #Fact. I pushed one of these little niggas and I was out (clearly I left something in the microwave and wasn't trying to leave it idle.... that's a waste of food.) So I dipped niggas probably thought I was running away from them #WouldveThought #MakingSureFoodAintWasted.
The Post up
The Goons


Karl laugh
Laughing to the cops 
Just when you would think that I reached my all time high of no luck I bump into cops with nothing better to do but victimize the next black man they see, of course I had to be the one in the wrong place at the wrong time. I had to hit these guys with the famous quote when they asked my name  "Philis Brown....feel this brown dick!" Gotta respect the classic that shit had me weak, but clearly not to them since it lead to me being frisked. 




No one had to tell me that heading to the party was clearly a dub but the real crime was getting whipped by my own Gucci belt from my Dad that was waiting for me to get home.


Party Central Poster
Check Out Party central the movie Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pAtQM43qN0

Saturday, June 14, 2014

More than Dreams

A Vision through a crooked eye... To have a dream is one thing but to achieve your dream is another, I don't believe that we have dreams; "A succession of images, thoughts or emotions passing through the mind while you sleep." Crooked vision, doesn't have dreams cause the shit we achieve and aim for is turning what you call dreams into reality.