Wednesday, December 16, 2015

GrandPa RuCus Skit

BonDing With GrandPa RuCus
Whats going on Visionaries, with Crooked Vision expansion with CvGamer (CrookedVisionGaming) recently a new skit was release to promote both channels. Introduction of a small series with Granpa RuCus (Stefan) and Stefan (CvGamer) playing both roles one as himself and  GrandPa Rucus.
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Here's also a link to the skit which can also be found on CVGamer page as well.
 
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Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Jealous Short Film

Jealous 

Jealous is an upcoming movie in production with my team Crooked Vision, we are proud to talk about this new installment of our work of a story at first glimpse can be confusing but nothing less but entertaining. 
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     From Its Roots

Stefan on Camera Jahaira taking a Selfie
Marino as (Mute)
 With Crooked Vision expanding with Two New Channels such as CvGamer (CrookedVisionGaming) and CvMusic (CrookedVisionMusic) minds begin to explore what wasn't adventured; more minds collaborating and bring more ideas to life. The upcoming short film "Jealous" came across first as a school project assigned to Karl. Quoted from Stefan, "He came to me with an idea that he claimed him and Marino was talking about for awhile now. Next thing I know a month later we got a script a team and a Dream that doesn't seem so far to reality." With the project being due by the end of this month there's no doubt that this Short Film will give us the quality Crooked Vision has promised.
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       SYNOPSIS

 The story begins with are character K.C (Karl) waking up on a bench in Central Park confused on his where about looking around only to be confronted by a Mime (Marino) eventually along the way being known as "Mute" startling K.C seeing his unexpected presences. 
befriends him having this mysterious silent anonymous companion follow him as a loyal dog. K.C deciding that his primary objective is to get home and careless of the Mime that follows and communicate through only charades walks through the city of Manhattan as him and his companion (Mute) start meeting strangely odd people trying to find his way back to Canarsie (Home). Meeting people like a guy named Phil who only prefixed on Snapple facts always pulling new caps out his pocket to read during the journey; also encountering a homeless man named Edgar that short tempered but all following with an odd commitment to the character K.C. On this journey K.C will find more than just home but rather who he truly is. 
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With development pasted its early stages Crooked Vision can proudly say that this project will be dropping before January 1st 2016 (Just before the new year) 
 That's not all Crooked Vision has in store check out the links below to check Crooked Vision latest work. 
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"Are You Jealous"




What's going on Visionaries we've been stall for awhile but don't worry our asses weren't just being idle on a couch. We are soon going to give you raw content with quality worth watching respecting our viewers as our guest to our channel. Including with our team now bigger and better Cameras improved with better equipment. I know I know your thinking, "All this talk about quality shit but all I see is BOLD fonts being your best content!" Well god damn nigga, how about you let a visionary speak. Matter a fact you right, we have been on the low side with the content lately; but I promise you we about to give you guys that HEAT!
(I'm talking about King James, T- mobile Sidekick Wade even Chris champagne Bosh poping flucids on him after a win looking like he came STRAIGHT OUTTA OF A adult film.)

I hope my words became a little more vivid if you manage to read this far. Instead of showing pictures like N.W.A and Bosh Golden shower, I think showing what we have latest in production will be the stepping stone to believe we got something in store. I start that stepping stone with three words,


                          "Are...You...Jealous"

Party Central Mini Movie

 Three words that questions if there's any resentment toward somebody in most cases wishing to be in their situation. I ask this cause in our latest short film Jealous which will prestige from our previous short film Part Central. With more projects on the way we will keep our commitment showing more skits and stories. I ain't gonna preach that our Team (CrookedVision) will make you piss your seat; but I guarantee you'll at least tinkle. I mean come on the pictures for Jealous has to atleast have you questioning, "What are these middle class niggas doing?"
 
 A short film starting off as a School Project became more than a assignment but rather a asset to prove to our viewers we have what it takes to give you High Quality work at its finest. 
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(If you don't know this gentleman above this is Marino Original member of Crooked Vision)

Marino will be playing a Mime named Mute that will be exploring Manhattan on a journey back home to Brooklyn with Me K.C (Karl Pericles Original as well) trying to find my way back home after confused waking up on a bench in the middle of Central Park. I know I know your now wondering "Where the hell does the Mime fit in this." More will be easier to explain when our Short film trailer is released for now if wanting extended information on Jealous Click - (Jealous) and it will bring you to our other post going more in depth with the script but obviously spoilers ahead but if that doesn't make you toss and turn at night check it out never know might be your type of film.
Thank you Visionaries for being with us on our journey that we will pursue delivering you entertainment non stop. We have plans but seeing is believing so these words will gain weight with more content posted on our Crooked Vision pages.

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Sunday, October 12, 2014

Meet the money Gang

A Crooked Vision original skit on What Thugs Shouldn't do.

Who said tea was just for the British . Did you know some of the most gangsta of all gangsters from Brooklyn love tea . Yep I'm not lien Nothing wrong with a good cup of tea that's that MONEY GANG SHIT NIGGA


Living in Brooklyn, when rolling up majuiana that new Bobby Shmurder song "Its bobby bitch" will get you pumped and ready to "Catch A Body" but theirs nothing better than listing to Vanessa Carlton . Come on Who doesn't love that song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn0ay_fPlwg&sns=tw via

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Party Central (Mini Movie)

If its crooked don't fix it.
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The Hell Is a "Party Central," well not to burst you're bubble of intelligence but its exactly what it looks like... a title.
         If you want more specifics you can watch the video but its a story about how me (Karl) somehow always manage to wake up under a ladder. Think of it this way ever hear that terminology "The Grass Is greener on the other side."...I'm the guy that's looking at your bitch ass green side while I'm standing on my dehydrated ass grass.
        Alright I'll admit to a certain level I'm over exaggerating on my experiences with luck, but in this case scenario even you're going to have to admit, if I have luck its somewhere six feet under.
Karl Dad waking him up from slumber
Wet Dreams
For starters my Dad is a true Haitian, pure blood and all that, I'm talking suits, ties, flip flops, plad shirts, plad pants and knows how to make any rice out there.This guy so crazy I cant even dream about anything inappropriate without getting a bucket of water thrown on top of me in my sleep! You would think that would be the worst, but these days these light skin girls cant tell the difference between a unique intellectual ass nigga like me #realtalk #facts #Dictionary.com #MyDcitonaryBitch; from these ordinary guys looking like IceJJay Fish. It was one thing when I got rejected cause clearly she had cataracts but another when she sent her boys on me. I was straight though had these all of them  shook called these niggas straight up what they are; In a nice calm voice "You're Pussy." Don't understand why they were upset clearly if you don't want to be called a pussy don't be one #Fact. I pushed one of these little niggas and I was out (clearly I left something in the microwave and wasn't trying to leave it idle.... that's a waste of food.) So I dipped niggas probably thought I was running away from them #WouldveThought #MakingSureFoodAintWasted.
The Post up
The Goons


Karl laugh
Laughing to the cops 
Just when you would think that I reached my all time high of no luck I bump into cops with nothing better to do but victimize the next black man they see, of course I had to be the one in the wrong place at the wrong time. I had to hit these guys with the famous quote when they asked my name  "Philis Brown....feel this brown dick!" Gotta respect the classic that shit had me weak, but clearly not to them since it lead to me being frisked. 




No one had to tell me that heading to the party was clearly a dub but the real crime was getting whipped by my own Gucci belt from my Dad that was waiting for me to get home.


Party Central Poster
Check Out Party central the movie Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pAtQM43qN0

Saturday, June 14, 2014

More than Dreams

A Vision through a crooked eye... To have a dream is one thing but to achieve your dream is another, I don't believe that we have dreams; "A succession of images, thoughts or emotions passing through the mind while you sleep." Crooked vision, doesn't have dreams cause the shit we achieve and aim for is turning what you call dreams into reality.